Archive for February, 2010

Sister Winter

February 25, 2010

My energy level is seasonal and when the days start to get longer I get excited and have a hard time concentrating or sitting still. I think Spring is almost here because today I had that general feeling. Joie de vivre from now till Fall.


Stuff I like

February 25, 2010

The Leauge -Funniest sitcom on tv. Yes >your funniest show. Why? Cuz it’s got a whole episode about vaginal hubris. Look that up or better yet. Watch episode 2 on Hulu.

Intel putting up big money to try and foster more American talent in engineering. 30% of college grads in Indian and China are engineers and their math is way better than ours. Calculus is really just the beginning of real math and foreigners are way better at real math. The problem is that foreign engineers are willing to work for less and are more motivated than domestic engineers so hopefully this helps.

Stuff white people like. Self explanatory. It’s true i’m half-white. Let’s not take ourselves so seriously guys. Thanks for the find Robin.

Anjelah Johson -awesome Vietnamese and black girl imitations. She also makes faux chola eyebrows look good.

The AMBW movement. Asian Man-Black Woman. There are already entire forums dedicated to AMBW relationships. Somebody ran the numbers and found out these are the people least likely to get married in America. Some of you will never be lucky enough to witness this coupling in your lifetime, I’ve already seen it twice, and it was lovely.

Neosporin. It really works.

Collar chokes. I said I’d stop doing them cuz they’re cheap, but that hasn’t stopped anyone from doing them to me. I got strangled by a 260lb cop and it cut/bruised my neck. “Is that a hicky?” No, I like to be choked when i’m on the bottom. Not really tho.

Sexytime Kids! Not to be confused with Heartbreakers. Finally a Mexican car blog besides Jae Bueno and Heavy Hitters(yes i know, you’re filipino, everyone in IE gets honorary status).

RoutineBitingHard -hands down best blog title. I’ve listened to that song almost every day for about a yr now. I’m worried they might be Australian hipsters, but it’s too late now.

40 Days and 40 Nights

February 22, 2010

In an effort to train more often I’m going to start going to the day session on Friday. This has the added benefit that I’ll have to wash my gi at the Chinese(Mexican) laundromat every week. While i’m folding my underwear i’ll meet a bohemian cyber nanny…she’ll find my silence irresistible and we’ll live happily ever after.

Audio Science Paredes?


February 21, 2010

Cain Velasquez is officially my favorite Mexican. Expect a surge in the popularity of Brown Pride tattoos.

Brown Pride

Def Comedy Jam

February 18, 2010

I like women with a lil bass in their voice.

“Motivate, encourage, and support your man”

“I’m rocking a 31 A-”

Boss of Bosses

February 17, 2010

Miku “Supernova” runs things in the 106lb division now. She was outweighed by 20lbs in this fight and still manhandled Calanic in the clinch. I’d really like to see Mega Megu and Supernova fight before Fuji decides to retire and have kids. Somebody make it happen it’s a low budget superfight.

Remax Long Drive

February 14, 2010

I did my taxes and came up on some $$ so I did what I do every year during tax season (or after a break-up) and scoured e-bay for golf clubs. I actually went a couple years not carrying a driver because I never knew where it was going. I’ve always been long so it didn’t hurt my game, but the allure of some extra yardage is strong and the driver is the sexiest club in the bag. I scored two drivers that were hot in 2005-2006 for $44 including shipping. One of the clubs I got for $17 including shipping retailed for $300 a couple years ago. It’s got a carbon fiber crown, a variable thickness titanium face, and a graphite shaft. The shaft alone is $30 in component catalogs so I definitely got a good deal and therein lies the problem. Why would anyone besides suckers buy new golf clubs if you know you can get them at a 90% discount in a few years? With the PGA limits on trampoline effect and head volume any future improvements will be marginal at best. If I decide I want a different shaft or the shaft breaks, why would I pay to have the old shaft pulled and a new one installed if I can buy a new(used one) for less? Just stop now and mass produce carbon fiber and titanium parts for cars instead

Snowed In

February 10, 2010

I think if I can just avoid any B’s next semester I should be around 3.6 or 3.7 for the year, but is that good enough to get money from California schools? Probably not the heavy hitters, but maybe Loyola? Pepperdine? Southwestern? Southwestern? Is that even an improvement? Even with the commute school is definitely less stressful this time around and I would miss at least a couple of my classmates. I suppose i’m just being impatient because I miss California. If I stay I should be able to get my blue and maybe even my purple from Matt Serra. That’d be sick. Then i’d only be 2-3 yrs away from a black belt and being able to teach. I’m going to teach bjj at some point. I’d like to have a big studio with lots of poor brown students, but it kind of depends on where I settle down. There are literally dozens of former world champions who have studios in so-cal, so it’d be tougher in LA. I’ve also decided that if i’m not married by the time I hit 30 or 32 i’ll leave socal and take my chances with the nation’s dumbest population.

5 Things

February 8, 2010

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life.

1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from
time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t
lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes
to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each

Tiger Woods

Year of the

February 6, 2010

Today I learned it’s impolite to ask people about their ethnic background. I can usually tell by last name, but that can be a dangerous assumption sometimes so I may quit trying to figure people out and just let them tell me when they’re ready. A judge gave me a pep talk today, and told me that I might need to “come in through the window”.So… 2010 is officially the year of coming in through the window.

Is it just me or is the reporter a little too excited about all the single ladies?