My niece was 4 when she felt Chinchilla

95% of people aren’t flexible enough to squat propertly. 99% of people don’t care. It’s an epidemic, and it’s every bit as

tragic as childhood obesity.

 

Love and other indoor sports

One of the things I was excited about when I moved to NY was being able to wear cold-weather clothes again. So-cal is so warm, that even at night there really aren’t many occasions when you need to bundle up. I like scarves and shawls and anything you can wrap yourself in, but I’ve seen a lot of my classmates abusing their cold-weather clothing privileges. I’m sorry, but it’s douchy to wear scarves, jackets over sweaters, or boots with fur when the it’s going to be in the low 60’s. That’s basically pants and t-shirt weather….Of course attractive women, children, and  the elderly are exempt from any wardrobe criticism.